It Finally Happened

I am sitting there, wrapping presents. The paper starts to tear at a weird angle as I am cutting it. It's like my tenth, so I am pretty peeved. In frustration, I say "oh shit." Then I hear this little echo - "Oooh sheet." It's Jacob. This is why I really try not to swear in front my children. In this case, I didn't even know he was in the room. I have been waiting for that to happen for four years. Finally did.